riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

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unbalancedfox:

so the TwitchPlaysPokemon channel has a 3DS setup for the upcoming playthrough of pokemon x, and
they somehow managed to get into the home menu from a game, and post on the fucking miiverse
here is their work of art

unbalancedfox:

so the TwitchPlaysPokemon channel has a 3DS setup for the upcoming playthrough of pokemon x, and

they somehow managed to get into the home menu from a game, and post on the fucking miiverse

here is their work of art

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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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desidere:

warmskin:

TODAY I WATCHED A WHITE WOMAN AND HER FRIEND BUY AND EAT A TAMALE WITH THE CORN HUSK STILL ON IT AND THEY HAD THAT FORCED UNCOMFORTABLE SMILE LIKE WHEN U EATIN SOMETHIN REALLY UNDESIRABLE BT DON’T WANNA OFFEND THE COOK SO U JUS TRY AND GRIN THRU IT AND I WAS CACKLING white people are gettin wild in 2014 truly

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

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nubbsgalore:

photos by gerry ellis from the david sheldrick wildlife trust, a nursery and orphanage for elephants in kenya’s tsavo east national park. here, fifty five keepers are charged with being around the clock parents to an elephant. the elephants, however, are the ones who chose their caretakers; it is the keepers who must ingratiate themselves to the elephants and earn their trust.

when elephants first arrive at the orphanage they are often traumatized from having witnessed the slaughter of their mothers and family by poachers. grieving can last several months, and they often lose the will to live. but as dame daphne sheldrick, founder of the orphanage, explains, a caretaker is charged with “persuading an elephant to live when it wants to die.”

approximately 35,000 elephants are killed by humans every year. with an estimated 350,000 elephants left in the whole continent of africa, they will be gone in the wild within ten years.

cbc’s the nature of things did a program on the elephants and their caretakers. you can foster an elephant with the david sheldrick wildlife trust online here. for more on the emotional lives of elephants, as well as the david sheldrick wildlife trust and other human efforts to save them, check out these posts

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obfuscatingdeity:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

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alizabug:

dang those cool bugs

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ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

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