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June 18, 2013
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moniquill:

filthypolak:

schakall:

moniquill:

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

AHEM.

http://www.squid.org/rpg-random-generator

http://nine.frenchboys.net/

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/

http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/babynames/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_given_names

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_most_common_surnames

OH MY FUCKING GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS SO FUCKING BAAAADLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

also

http://conlang.org/cl101.pdf

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1995296/1/The-Art-of-Conlanging

http://www.zompist.com/resources/

http://conlang.wikkii.com/wiki/Guide:Conlang_Introduction

because where do you think names come from

Also super useful, for people who want to get into deep worldbuilding.

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icecreamsoldier: 8bitboy: SHE DODGE ATTACKS BY STRETCHING I’M SO DONE She just doesn’t give a tiny shit that’s brilliant

icecreamsoldier:

8bitboy:

SHE DODGE ATTACKS BY STRETCHING I’M SO DONE

She just doesn’t give a tiny shit that’s brilliant

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June 18, 2013
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youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

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June 18, 2013

I decided that I need to spend a bit less time on tumblr. So I unfollowed a bunch of blogs.

It was sort of painful having to look at them and think “which ones would I feel the least bad about not seeing?”

:C

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"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."

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June 18, 2013
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nightquill:

Hey, guys, can you do me a favor? Reblog this if you’d rather wait longer for a more polished, finished game than have them hurry through production so you can have it now. 

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June 18, 2013
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fromthenotebrooke: futurefantastic: cosmo cosplay. cos-play Fairy….? FAIRY FFFFAAAAA IIIRRRYYYY FAIRIES!!!!!

fromthenotebrooke:

futurefantastic:

cosmo cosplay. cos-play

Fairy….?

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FAIRY

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FAIRIES!!!!!

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slightly-bovverd:

slightly-bovverd:

slightly-bovverd:

Do she got a booty?

At one cuil, she do not. Instead of a booty, she got a raccoon. 

At two cuils, it turns out the booty don’t really exist. Where she was standing, a picture of a booty rests on the ground.

At three cuils, you awake as da booty. You start to scream, but you make no sound. The world is in sepia.

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June 18, 2013
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coituskid:

tereshkova2001:

bowie-sexual-frustration:

Bowie trolling at its finest. 

I cannot imagine speaking to David Bowie and not immediately recognizing his voice.

He did say, during the concert I went to, that he’d been at the Tattered Cover bookstore the day before. (It’s “the single best bookstore in all of North America”. Powell’s is good, but it’s not Bowie-endorsed.) I would have fallen over in a really embarrassing way if I’d run into him in a bookstore.

I feel this is a good time to tell you that one time in Japan my dad was dancing in a night club and some guy said to him ‘Hey kid, you’re a good dancer.’
And my dad turned around to say thank you and the guy was David Bowie.
My dad is a Bowie approved dancer.

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imnotcaradelevingne:

What a world where calling out sexism gets you accused of “playing the gender card” or “igniting a gender war”, but rampant sexism from males in politics is allowed to run wild, unscrutinised. 

Just last night, a menu from a Liberal Party fundraising event came into the spotlight: 

Yet this example of vile, horrendous sexism about our female Prime Minister, endorsed by the Liberal Party, gets not even a shred of the outrage that Julia Gillard’s comments did.

What hope do we have in achieving equality when such appalling double standards exist and are promoted by two of the most powerful forces in society: the media, and political figures.

These repulsive examples just prove why sexism needs to be called out.

And until we can do that without being accused of using it in some selfish way and “playing the gender card”, something is desperately fucking wrong.

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